I don’t like this place normally—it’s conservative, there’s a cultural void, you can’t ride your bike anywhere— but last weekend, thousands of people flooded downtown to buy books and listen to writers read their work at the Miami Book Fair International. 102 people came to hear me read My Miserable, Lonely, Lesbian Pregnancy. Or maybe they were there for Martha Frankel or David Henry Sterry, my co-panelists. Either way, it was a packed house. And more than 130 people showed up to Lip Service. Makes me proud of my home town.
I had such a great time. I walked up to the author’s hospitality suite wondering if I really belonged there and two volunteers opened the doors, like Moses parting the sea, and I walked through. I laughed. I said, “Holy shit, this is hospitality.” Then I ate a million mini sandwiches.
I met NPR’s Scott Simon in the press room and we showed each other our books. He just wrote a new political novel, Windy City. I said, “It’s clear we do the same kind of work.”
He smiled and pointed at my book and said, “I was about to write that very book.”
He showed me pictures of his two daughters, who he and his wife adopted from China. He said, “People always say, ‘they look just like you.’” People are such dorks.
I had a booth all weekend because I was part of the Cultural Fringes Festival and met the coolest people and sold all of my books. A white guy named Billy, probably 35, wearing a striped shirt and a top hat, came up to my booth Friday afternoon and when I said he couldn’t miss My Miserable, Lonely, Lesbian Pregnancy, he said he already had it circled on his program. Later, two black guys named Nezz and Caramelo (21 and 22) who are brothers, a photographer and a military man, came to my booth and then to my reading. They were so cool.
I didn’t have time to hear all the readers I wanted to hear, but I passed Sloane Crossley, author of I Was Told There’d be Cake on her way to her reading and we did a high five. I’d heard all about her and bought her book because I thought she had the second best title in the world. She didn’t know me, but she still high-fived me. That’s how cool she was. She was afraid people would be bummed at her reading because they were told there’d be cake.
Miami has it’s bad points, but I didn’t think it was hard to find cake.