I just logged onto to the back pages of this thing and saw that I had three pending comments. I pretend I don’t give a shit who reads my blog or if anyone reads it at all, but when I saw those three comments sitting there waiting to be approved, I’ll admit, my heart started pacing. Then I read the first comment: “I stumbled across your blog while searching online for debt relief…” I marked it as spam. I read the second comment: “I stumbled across your blog while searching for yeast infection relief.”
Ohhh. My heartbeat slowed. No one reads my blog. Not even my mom.